Why did they have to make them all the tasty colors?
Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!
You guys are such flirty little a-holes.
Just because they aren't slurs doesn't mean you should use them.
Are you willing to fartyr yourself?
Uhhh… one second, I’ve got a GoFundMe page that I need to delete.
The best web strategy is one you don't understand.
Seamless integration, whether you want it or not.
Dude, please stop talking.
We all know an anti-sports robot.
You clearly don't under -- pants.
What's a "Leonardo DiCaprio?"
This isn't the YMCA.
Ain't no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.
At least Grant thinks they're funny.
Coming out can be crazy, but clearly not as crazy as shirts.
Watch these ad gumshoes dig up the TRUTH about the branded shill in their midst.
There's ALWAYS a reason.
When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!
It's not selfish if you neeeeed it.
Eat, Pray, Shut Up.
Obviously, the only way to prove to your friend that your relationship transcends decades of discrimination is to brutally mock them.
She's a 10 but her phone's a 1.0.